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confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life

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notwifi:

"why do you only show half your face in snapchats?!"

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Doctor:do you drink or smoke?
Me:no
Doctor:(under his breath) what a loser

shouldnt:

that moment when you finally squeeze into those super skinny jeans

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